Movie Review
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
MPAA Rating: PG-13for mature thematic material involving sexuality, and smoking.

Reviewed by: Jonathan Rodriguez
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Very Offensive
Moviemaking Quality:
star star star star
Primary Audience:
Adults
Genre:
Comedy, Drama, Romance
Length:
1 hr. 36 min.
Year of Release:
2008
USA Release:
August 15, 2008 (692 theaters)
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Featuring: Javier Bardem, Patricia Clarkson, Penélope Cruz, Kevin Dunn, Rebecca Hall, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Messina, Manel Barceló, Lloll Bertran, Josep Maria Domènech, Abel Folk, Lluís Homar, Joel Joan, Jaume Montané, Zak Orth, Julio Perillán, Carrie Preston, Mireia Ros, Sílvia Sabaté, Pablo Schreiber, Pilar Servent, Christopher Evan Welch
Director: Woody Allen
Producer: Letty Aronson, Bernat Elias, Charles H. Joffe, Javier Méndez, Helen Robin, Jack Rollins, Jaume Roures, Stephen Tenenbaum, Gareth Wiley
Distributor: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM)

“Life is the ultimate work of art”

Woody Allen films are, generally speaking, an acquired taste. I know many people who hear his name and shudder—memories of movies they didn't like flooding back in to their minds. His movies recently almost have to be viewed in a certain order to fully appreciate his talent; one movie watched out of turn could likely turn you off from his movies altogether.

Frankly, “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” isn't for rookies to the Woody Allen experience. It's a pleasant, enjoyable film, but I can easily see how others would dislike this film a lot, and that has nothing to do with the film's content, which, sadly, should likely keep Christians away, also.

The film is about two very close friends, Vicky (Rebecca Hall) and Cristina (Scarlett Johansson) who jump at the opportunity to spend the summer staying with Vicky's relatives in Barcelona. They visit a local art gallery where Cristina can't take her eyes off of “the man in the red shirt.” She learns that he is a local painter, who gained notoriety for a nasty divorce from his artist wife, who tried to kill him. Or he tried to kill her. Nobody is really quite sure, and it doesn't matter to Cristina, who jumps at the opportunity to spend the weekend with the man in the red shirt, Juan Antonio (Javier Bardem).

Vicky reluctantly joins them, mostly to keep an eye on Cristina, who is infamous for picking the wrong guys. Juan Antonio wants them both, and he makes this very clear when he asks them both to join him in his bed. Vicky is appalled, Cristina intrigued, But, a bout of food poisoning puts Cristina out of commission for a few days, forcing Vicky (who is engaged to be married) to spend a few days sightseeing with a man she initially loathes.

I will not spoil the chain of events for those interested in seeing the film, but I will add that things get even more complicated when Juan Antonio's ex wife, Maria Elena (Penelope Cruz) shows up, after just being rescued from a suicide attempt.

The content of “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” is fairly typical for a Woody Allen film, with a little more sexual content than we have seen from him recently. There is some language, and various uses of the Lord's name in vain. Some comic violence is seen as Maria Elena goes crazy with a gun.

The main problem Christians will have with the film is the hedonistic ways the characters live. Each seems to live only for the moment—what is pleasing them at that particular time. Sure, each character learns a little something along the way, but the path it takes to get there is fairly crude. Each character seems to have sex with each other, either on screen or implied. Vicky and Cristina don't, but it seems like everyone else does. There are a few on screen sex scenes, mostly rolling around under covers. Cristina is seen after sex with a blanket barely covering anything. Later on, she is seen kissing Maria Elena, more than once, and it is explained that they, and Juan Antonio, have a very passionate love triangle that works for each of them.

Vicky is contemplating throwing away her happy, committed relationship for something fleeting. The characters in these movies make their decisions with no regard for future consequences, and God is most certainly not the center of their decision-making process.

So, how can I say I liked a movie like this? Well, I have a fondness for the way Woody Allen draws up his characters. He understands people in a way very few writers and directors do and puts them in situations that force real thoughts and reactions to events that are not all that typical. While Woody Allen may always allow his characters free reign to their lustful desires, he finds a very interesting way to end this film. I won't obviously get into it here, but the last sentence of this movie speaks volumes about how he may actually view these mindless flings.

I should also mention that the movie is heavily narrated, which may get on some people's nerves. I enjoyed it, because it almost felt like we were watching a storybook. However, even though I enjoyed the film, I cannot recommend this film to Christians based on content we frankly don't need to expose ourselves to.

Violence: Minor / Profanity: Moderate / Sex/Nudity: Heavy

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Viewer CommentsSend your comments
Neutral

Neutral - I think your reviewer did an excellent and sensitive job of summarizing this movie. I liked it as a movie -- meaning, the script was well written, the story bizarre but interesting, the characters well cast and well-defined. The color cinematography is atrocious, casting a stormy look to even the sunniest day, so there is very little color differentiation -- everything seems to be some sort of brown or gold color. The story is a moral mess, which is why, like your reviewer, I cannot actually recommend it to a Christian. However, Woody Allen, in his own secular way, addresses the topic of love and what it means to fall in love and decide on a mate and stay in a marriage. The movie shows how easy it is to interpret sexual passion as love, and how unfair it is to set up your life all by yourself, without the Holy Spirit, and marry for convenience and end up having no passion, vulnerable to sinful extramarital activity. Quite an entertaining film, but highly immoral.
My Ratings: Moral rating: Very Offensive / Moviemaking quality: 4
—Halyna, age 62

Movie Critics

“…any serious examination of the relationship between male and female is minimized by titillating sexuality. Yes, the bespectacled auteur is making fun of unrestricted sexual mores (I think that’s what he’s doing), but he also handles the theme like a smarmy, self-indulgent fantasy.…”
—Phil Boatwright, Preview Family Movie & TV Review

“…Allen's screenplay steers these characters where you'd expect: into beds between tours of Barcelona's magnificent sights.…”
—Steve Persall, St. Petersburg Times

“…an eye-roller of epic proportions… There's also an overbearing narrator who unnecessarily describes what each character is thinking, which often feels like stating the obvious.…”
—Michael Machosky, Pittsburgh Tribune-Review

“…If you listen to the neurotic, overly-thought-out dialogue, you'll say, ‘Obviously, this is a Woody Allen movie’ (albeit one with very few jokes), but ‘Vicky’ doesn't look like an Allen movie.…”
—Chris Hewitt, St. Paul Pioneer Press

“…Smoldering and smart… for all its travelogue charms, ‘Vicky Cristina Barcelona’ is a clever riff on contrasts in character. The narrator's voice carries the lilt of a man telling a fable. So we'd be wise not to fall for all his early insights.…”
—Lisa Kennedy, The Denver Post

“…The writing is zippy, the story spins like a top, and Bardem turns out to be the wittiest of leading men…”
—Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly