THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU
Reviewed by: Jonathan Rodriguez Very Offensive
Moviemaking Quality:
![]() ½Primary Audience:
Adults
Genre:
Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy
Length:
1 hr. 58 min.
Year of Release:
2004
USA Release:
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Producer’s Synopsis: “Internationally famous oceanographer Steve Zissou (Bill Murray) and his crew — Team Zissou — set sail on an expedition to hunt down the mysterious, elusive, possibly non-existant Jaguar Shark that killed Zissou’s partner during the documentary filming of their latest adventure. They are joined on their voyage by a young airline co-pilot who may or may not be Zissou’s son (Owen Wilson), a beautiful journalist (Cate Blanchett) assigned to write a profile of Zissou, and Zissou’s estranged wife and co-producer, Eleanor (Anjelica Huston). They face overwhelming complications including pirates, kidnapping, and bankruptcy.” Review: Have you ever seen a painting, read a book, or heard a song, that to you just seemed utter garbage, but to the artsy critics of the world seemed pure gold? Now, I admit, I am a sucker for artsy movies, if they are entertaining to me in the slightest; it doesn’t have to make complete and total sense, as long as it keeps me happy and wraps up nicely. One film that did that for me was Wes Anderson’s “The Royal Tenenbaums"; I knew it was somewhat pretentious, self-serving, but it was so confidently made and wonderfully acted that I couldn’t help but walking away loving it. The same cannot be said, however, for Anderson’s latest film “The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou.” The film seems pieced together by an artist so smug in his previous successes that he feels anything he touches will turn up gold. The film tells the story of oceanographer and documentary filmmaker Steve Zissou (Bill Murray). It opens with Zissou showing his latest film, chronicling his latest undersea adventure, which this time ends in sadness. His longtime friend and oceanography partner, Esteban (Seymour Cassel) was killed during filming when a shark, which Zissou calls a “jaguar shark,” eats him during one of their dives. After showing the film, he fields questions from the audience, and is asked what the scientific purpose of killing the endangered shark would be. In one of them film’s few great lines, Zissou says with no real feeling whatsoever “Revenge.” Zissou puts together his usual ragtag team of filmmakers and scientists for the trip to sea. Along for the ride are the familiar faces of Owen Wilson, Cate Blanchett, Anjelica Huston, and Willem Dafoe, among others. The crew must actually find the shark, which was tagged when it ate Esteban, but because the ship’s tracking device is no longer operational, they must steal a high-tech one from Zissou’s personal and professional rival, played by Jeff Goldblum. The crew encounter various obstacles on the way to finding the shark, including, of course, pirates. The performances in the film are quite stale, considering the talent involved. Zissou may be a tired, beat up seaman, but Murray’s performance generates little sympathy; it is very monotone, which has worked for him before, but for some reason doesn’t quite fit here. Owen Wilson is decent in his role as Zissou’s possible son, but isn’t given any scenes of real meat, and he and Murray lack the chemistry I was expecting. Anjelica Huston and Cate Blanchett are the only truly notable performances in the film. Huston wears the look of someone used to keeping all emotions on the inside, and in the film’s finally scenes, plays it beautifully. Blanchett is strong as the pregnant journalist on board writing a piece on Zissou. She is strong when she wants to be, when confronted by the men in her life, but fragile when alone, and Blanchett as always comes through in a film not worthy of her skills. The film’s content is typical of Anderson’s previous work, with maybe a bit more violence. The profanity is needlessly strong, with many uses of the F and GD words. Nudity is also needlessly present, but fortunately brief. The crew’s script writer is seen, primarily for laughs (which don’t come), topless in all of her first four scenes of the film. The nudity, however, is mostly at a distance or obscured in some way, as if that matters. Violence is seen involving a shootout with pirates, and was at times a bit bloody, but nothing too offensive. “The Life Aquatic” somehow feels arrogant right from the get go. While it worked with Anderson’s previous films, he doesn’t flesh out anything that would at least make us think it has earned the right to feel that way. The characters aren’t that interesting, the acting is stale, and the animation of the sea creatures is at times bizarre. With a wealth of great movies out in the theater right now, I felt cheated out of my time, which could have been better spent doing anything else. For the first time in my life, I considered walking out of a movie, not because I was offended, but because I simply wasn’t all that interested in how it was going to end. And, had I not been reviewing this film, I very well might have. Running 1 hour and 58 minutes and rated R for “language, some drug use, violence, and partial nudity,” “The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou” gets a D+. Violence: Mild / Profanity: Extreme / Sex/Nudity: Moderate Positive - I liked the movie; didn’t love it. For fans of Anderson’s previous
efforts it works, otherwise I think it would bore a lot of people. The
reviewer asked “Have you ever seen a painting, read a book, or heard a
song, that to you just seemed utter garbage, but to the artsy critics of
the world seemed pure gold?” I see his point, but VERY few critics have
called “The Life Aquatic” “pure gold.” Pretention and stale acting are
trademarks of Wes Anderson’s humor. I respect the reviewers opinion that
some stuff “just doesn’t work,” but I think for most fans of “The Royal
Tenenbaums,” “Rushmore” and “Bottle Rocket” the film will entertain just
fine. Neutral - That I can only bring myself to give “The Life Aquatic” a 3 rating overall
breaks my heart. I guess that I fall somewhere in between both the
reviewer of the film and Josiah. It is true that very few critics have
called this movie “pure gold” and, actually, the majority have disliked it… however, I am a huge fan
of Wes Anderson-- “The Royal Tenenbaums” is one of my favorite films of
all time-- and even I don’t think the movie works much of the time. Positive - I thought it was interesting that Jason Eaken noted that “The
times the jokes worked best (were in the scenes when Anderson let the
characters do the work, which was about 40-50% of the film.” I recently read an interview with Wes Anderson. When asked if there was a
lot of improvisation in the film, he said that he “didn’t give [the
actors] the venue to do it.” Interesting. Neutral - The objectionable content was the brief nudity, cussing, and some
of the violence. That’s what I didn’t like about this movie. What I did
like about it was the “artsy” part of it. It had that indie-film look to
it and it was quite clever and funny in some parts. If it took out the
cussing, partial nudity, and some of the violence, it would easily be a PG
instead of an R. I advise fellow Christians to wait until it comes out on
VHS/DVD to get it through an objectionable content filter. Positive - This movie is pure gold. I am shocked that none of the other
reviewers have noted Wes Anderson’s better grasp of cinematic technique. I
am talking about things like the editing. I mean look at the jump cuts
going on in the background of the pirate scene. Or the way he cuts to
create an emotional state when the helicopter crashes. Plus he just throws
in so many cinema references that are cool. An example of this being the
feet scene when Steve and Cate Blanchett’s character are on the balloon.
This is pure 8 and a half. [Good/5] —Nick, age 23 Positive - Yes there is some swearing, a topless woman and some silly, comical violence. That’s not what this movie is about. If you don’t know why this movie was made, then its not really fair calling Bill Murray “stale and monotonous.” We travelled on wet autumn night to see this movie, not sure what to expect. We were drawn by the cast and its unfavourable reviews… we loved it. I am not going to review the acting or the directing or its production
value, since they are but a sideshow to the incredible way Wes Anderson
has given us a truly respectful satire of the life of Jacques Cousteau. Positive - Steve Zissou is the father, his crew is his family. The defiant (perhaps bra-burning daughter starts a mutiny)… that’s hilarious! …"Royal Tenenbaums” is a mess, an experience I would equate to having tinsel sprayed up my nose. This film is much more coherant and enjoyable, much more like “Rushmore,” which is is his best film. The father appreciates beauty through the sea, this is why it’s so exagerated and rainbow colored. He longs for heaven, “I still wish I could breathe underwater.” The death of his son breaks his heart. he sees life as beautiful, he just wishes it didn’t have such big teeth. Comments from young people
Positive - A very good film with great cinematography and acting; it’s only
flaws are it’s a little confusing at times and is not for everybody but I still love it, but as for the content I should warn you that there are 4 instances of brief nudity, about 4 instances of violence and plenty of profanity. Overall it is a great film, but should be watched with discretion. Movie Critics
“…The script girl casually walks around topless in several scenes… Nearly 100 profanities, obscenities or crass slang…approximately 20 f-words…” “…best compared to a lavishly illustrated, haphazardly plotted picture book — albeit one with frequent profanity and an occasional glimpse of a woman’s breasts — the kind dreamy children don’t so much read start to finish as browse and linger over, finding fuel for their own reveries…” “…In this loopy, melancholy riff on 'Moby-Dick,' Wes Anderson has crafted his most thrillingly original, if not always emotionally convincing, film…” “…so enamored with his break-all-the-rules style of filmmaking that he completely wastes the great talents of stars Bill Murray and Cate Blanchett…” “…a sluggish, lifeless, monumental disappointment--annoying, smirking and self-satisfied about its own cleverness and ironic detachment…” “…a movie that’s quite often fun to watch but almost impossible to surrender to… the bulk of the material feels too familiar…” |