GIGLI
This character piece tells the story of Gigli (Affleck), a hit man in Los Angeles eternally looking for the big score. His latest scheme is the kidnapping of the mentally challenged brother (Bartha) of a powerful district attorney. Successfully getting the brother to his seedy apartment, Gigli teams up with a woman (Lopez) he presumes to be in the business as well... is she; and will Gigli get away with this? Movie Critics
"…Sex/Nudity: Extreme; Profanity: Extreme; Violence: Heavy; Blood/Gore: Heavy; Disrespectful/Bad Attitude: Extreme…" "…"f" word... used excessively - over 100 times... profanity, sexually suggestive dialogue and action, homosexual conduct, nudity and violence prevent…" "…Vulgarity and banality... obscene content (in the violence, sexual and language categories)…" "…really, really wretched... such an embarrassment for Affleck and co-star Jennifer Lopez that they should combine their resources to buy up every print and burn them, ceremonially, and spread the ashes over the Pacific Coast Highway, where the movie finally, mercifully, ends…" "…blood and organic matter spray into and on a fish tank where we see fish nibbling at the pieces...man cuts the thumb off a dead body with a plastic knife... woman describes (in detail) to a group of young men how to use the fingers to pull out an eye ball and leave the victim with no visual memories... [etc.]" "…one of the worst movies I've seen in a long time… premise is ridiculous and the dialogue...is probably the most profane, obscene and absolutely horrendous exchange of banter between two characters that I've listened to…" "…So bad it verges on the legendary…" "…And the dialogue - sweet, screaming Jehosephat, it's awful…" "…Nearly as unwatchable as it is unpronounceable…" "…a stinker…" "…hopelessly misconceived…" "…jaw-droppingly awful…" "…the most thoroughly joyless and inept film of the year, and one of the worst of the decade…" "…the rare movie that never seems to take off, but also never seems to end…"
Starring: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Bartha, Al Pacino, Christopher Walken | Directed by: Martin Brest | Produced by: MJohn Hardy, Casey Silver, Martin Brest | Written by: Martin Brest | Distributor: Columbia Pictures Year of Release—2003
Negative - I didn't read up enough on this movie before viewing it. I didn't
realize that Jennifer Lopez plays a lesbian in the film. Homosexuality
was displayed as an accepted lifestyle. The film used the f-word at least
90-100 times during the two hours; sometimes 4 times in one sentence. The
language was very, very offensive. There were also very strong sexual
references to body parts. The mentally handicapped boy that is kidnapped
uses very bad language and is very focused on sex. Besides these morally
offensive things, the story itself was very boring and slow. I would not
recommend this movie to anyone. Negative - I repented after watching this movie. I liked Jennifer Lopez and Ben Aflec so I thought it would be a good movie. The movie glorified homosexual lifestyle and the language was sewer language. I doubt I will watch another movie with either actor in it because they degraded themselves with acting in a movie with such degrading parts. This is not a movie for any decent person and especially not a Christian. |